How to deal with the passively aggressive staff who are so ‘nice’ but subversively working behind the scenes

• Knight of the lucky dip – Sir Ren Dippity (3)
• The ultimate round table knight – Sir Cum Loquatious
• Knight of the electric chair – Sir Ging Currant (3)
• Knight of the cutting edge – Sir Jerry (3)
• Knight of the nip and tuck – Sir Com Scission (3)
• Knight of the diarrhoea mouth – Sir Per Fluous (3)
• The greedy knight – Sir Plus (3)
• The knight of the sword – Sir Cumcision
• Knight of good fortune – Sir Endipity
• Round and round in circles – Sir Cumference
• Knight of plenty – Sir Plus
• The avoidance knight – Sir Shirk-a-lot
• Knight of salaciousness – Sir Loin
• Knight of area – Sir Face
• The kosher knight – Sir Cum Sized
• The last knight of the round table – Sir Vival
• A well-rounded knight – Sir Cumference
• A shot knight. Jewish knight – Sir Cumcision
• The careful knight – Sir Cumspect
• The no longer required knight – Sir Plus
• A damp knight – Sir Factant
• The knight who is always grumpy – Sir Lee
• The obscure knight – Sir Cuitous
• Knight going round in circles – Sir Cumference
• Knight who vents his spleen often – Sir Cumvent
• The sneaky knight – Sir Uptious
• The trendy knight – Sir Cool
• The decisive knight – Sir Tan Tee
• The carnivorous knight – Sir Loin Steak
• The knight who likes a joke – Sir Hugh More
• The knight who is the cut above the rest – Sir Cum Sized
• The shallow knight – Sir Face
• The knight of illusion – Sir Real
• The knight who is sure he’s camp – Sir Tenty
• The knight who cuts to the chase – Sir Gen
• The knight who can sometimes get taken for a ride – Sir mountable
• The educated knight who stutters – Sah Sab Sah (SSABSA)
• The excusable knight – Sir Come Stance
• The embassy knight – Sir Beanne Diplomat
• The acrobatic knight – Sir Gus Tent
• The workaholic knight – Sir Eos Work
• The scholar – Sir Alf Abett
• The know it all knight – Sir Tanne
• The accommodating knight – Sir Tan Lee
• The handyman knight – Sir Q Lasaw
• The green night – Sir Sir LaPannelle
• The Knight of Crime – Sir Cumstantial
• Knight of “The Castle” – Sir Renity (3)
• Knight of the treasury – Sir Plus
• Knight of the hump “the humping knight” – Sir Mount (3)
• Knight of the large girth – Sir Round (3)
• The 13th knight of the round table – Sir Plus To Requirement
• The Jewish knight – Sir Cumcised
• The beefy one – Sir Loin Beef
• The knight who lost his way – Sir Cum Navigate
• The one with their head in the clouds – Sir Real
• The beach knight – Sir Fer
• The one who has a lot to say – Sir Mon
• The one who is never wrong – Sir Tain
• The one who is easy to read – Sir Face
• Jewish knight – Sir Cumsised
• The happy knight – Sir Endipity
• The teaching knight – Sir Rounded by Kids
• The artistic knight (Picasso) – Sir Real
• Fat knight – Sir Rounded
• Greedy Knight – Never Sir Fice
• Geometric knight – Cir Cumference
• Gnarly knight – Sir Fing
• Eventful knight – Sir Cum Stance
• Exploring knight – Cir Cum Navigate
• Unneeded knight – Sir Perfluous
• Condescending knight – Sir Percillious
• The knight who walks on water – Sir Face Tension
• Knight with honourable sex – Sir Cum Respect
• Knight who does it standing up – Sir Cum Stance
• Knight of strength – Sir Loin
• Big Brother knight – Sir Vaylance
• Knight of principles – Sir Vival
• Unexpected knight at the round table – Sir Prize Guest
• The deceased fly by knight – Sir Face Spray
• The always right knight – Sir Tain Tee
• The nutty knight – Sir Ti Fiable
• The flying knight – Sir Qantas
• The additional knight – Sir Plus
• The fat knight – Sir Rounded
• Recently graduated knight – Sir Tificate
• The round about knight – Sir Cum Location
• A knight to remember – Sir Purb
• A knight of loyal service – Sir Vice
• A well-rounded knight – Sir Cumference
• The knight of Baywatch – Sir Fand Rescue
• Knight of the quick snip – Sir Cumcision
• Over thinker and has a stroke/stress case – Sir Reeble Haemorage
• The insane knight – Sir Tee Fied
• The redundant knight – Sir Pluce
• The medical knight – Sir John BW
• The overworked surgeon – Sir Lancelot
• The sulky knight – Sir Lee Character
• The hi-tech knight – Sir Fing the Net
• The ruthless knight – Sir Tan Death
• The IKEA knight – Sir Face Value